An Old Saw Finally Answered

I watched this chicken cross the road today on my way to work. I mean, stopped and really watched it walk all the way across the road to see if it had a purpose on the other side. And the answer is no, it did not have a reason for crossing the road. It jumped in a ditch, turned around and started back across the road.

So the accurate answer to the joke, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is "to get to the other side."

George King wouldn't eat chicken. After living around them for as little as three weeks, I'm beginning to think that he had the right idea.